Meet Hans, a poorly paid german truck driver, heading back home to spend christmas with his family. Hans didn’t have much time to look for a gift for his young boy named Ralf, 12. So when Hans stops by to the gas station shop in order to buy some cigarettes, what a nice surprise to see that they’re selling some stupid video games too. Ralf loves videos games, he owns a Wii and really wants this Call of Duty thing where you shoot other people.
So Hans goes “Hey, great! But wait a minute, this shit is too expensive, there’s an other game here: Animal Soccer World! It’s way more cheaper, and Ralf loves soccer, like me, maybe we could play together, it’ll be fun!”
So Hans goes home, gives the game to Ralf and 2 weeks later, the little kid kills all the family with a hammer.
The reason is this:
Animal Soccer World is one of the many titles produced by Phoenix Games, an evil dutch company specialised on selling low budget so-called video games which are actually just some puzzles, color books and poor quality animated films.
These poorly animated films are made by Dingo Pictures, a much more evil company from Germany where everybody seems to be on crack. What kind of sick mind would actually provide this content to innocent children?
Here are some other hits:
Aladin
Son of the Lion King
Countryside Bears
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