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Cuzzo D of Not the 1s: Bad at Rap Mix

Mr T, Hulk Hogan, Elvira, Tom Hanks et quelques autres grands noms du rap réunis dans un même mix.
31.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

Du porno sur Paint

Milo Manara n'a qu'à bien se tenir.
30.01.2013,
Louis Vial

Une superbe initiative interactive, à mieux découvrir ici.

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Animated Albums

Un bel hommage certainement involontaire aux animations de Terry Gilliam pour les Monty Pythons.
30.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

Y en a d'autres (moins bien) ici.

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Le compteur de rails de coke sniffés en temps réel

Déjà plus de 10 000 traces tapées dans le monde depuis que j'ai découvert cette connerie il y a cinq minutes.
30.01.2013,
Louis Vial

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Marcel Proust vous recommande un médicament contre le rhume

Cette shitlist entend remonter un peu le niveau.
30.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

Via HTMLGiant.
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On vous colle l'incipit de Du côté de chez Swann au cas où:

"Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure. Parfois, à peine ma bougie éteinte, mes yeux se fermaient si vite que je n'avais pas le temps de me dire : “ Je m'endors. ” Et, une demi-heure après, la pensée qu'il était temps de chercher le sommeil m'éveillait ; je voulais poser le volume que je croyais avoir encore dans les mains et souffler ma lumière ; je n'avais pas cessé en dormant de faire des réflexions sur ce que je venais de lire, mais ces réflexions avaient pris un tour un peu particulier ; il me semblait que j'étais moi-même ce dont parlait l'ouvrage : une église, un quatuor, la rivalité de François Ier et de Charles Quint. Cette croyance survivait pendant quelques secondes à mon réveil, elle ne choquait pas ma raison mais pesait comme des écailles sur mes yeux et les empêchait de se rendre compte que le bougeoir n'était plus allumé. Puis elle commençait à me devenir inintelligible, comme après la métempsycose les pensées d'une existence antérieure ; le sujet du livre se détachait de moi, j'étais libre de m'y appliquer ou non ; aussitôt je recouvrais la vue et j'étais bien étonné de trouver autour de moi une obscurité, douce et reposante pour mes yeux, mais peut-être plus encore pour mon esprit, à qui elle apparaissait comme une chose sans cause, incompréhensible, comme une chose vraiment obscure. Je me demandais quelle heure il pouvait être ; j'entendais le sifflement des trains qui, plus ou moins éloigné, comme le chant d'un oiseau dans une forêt, relevant les distances, me décrivait l'étendue de la campagne déserte où le voyageur se hâte vers la station prochaine ; et le petit chemin qu'il suit va être gravé dans son souvenir par l'excitation qu'il doit à des lieux nouveaux, à des actes inaccoutumés, à la causerie récente et aux adieux sous la lampe étrangère qui le suivent encore dans le silence de la nuit, à la douceur prochaine du retour. "
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Wavves: Demon To Lean On

Greenday, Weezer, Pinkerton, Foo Fighters... les mots me manquent pour aborder ce douloureux sujet.
29.01.2013,
Clément Mathon

Avec toute la sympathie que j'ai pour ces braves gens, leurs histoires de branlettes collectives (BC) en tournée, leurs échauffourés sous MD avec le public espagnol, pour la romance ultra-actuelle de leurs vies pathétiquement normales, le premier morceau de leur nouvel album, Afraid of Heights (26 mars pour la sortie) a le talent de me rappeler le cauchemar du mon dernier SXSW: une déambulation interminable sur la bande FM américaine.

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Les 5 pires chansons rap selon The Guardian

Donc en 1986 Lou Reed a tenté le jeu de mots "rapper" -) "wrapper".
28.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

Par ici pour les textes.

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La Belle et l'Ordinateur

Tournée en 1984, la version joyeuse et optimiste de Terminator.
28.01.2013,
Louis Vial

Extrait de ce film, où l'on voit Virginia Madsen jouer du Bach avec un ordinateur. Aux commandes de la bande-originale, la fine équipe de la synth-pop de de la première moitié des 80s (cf. le bas de l'affiche ci-dessous).



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Les pires tatouages de licornes

Y en a deux trois, on veut bien des explications.
24.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

Via Acid Cow.

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Annonce de casting : Recherchons hipsters de Brooklyn non-syndiqués pour émission de télé réalité

A Hipster is not “Hip Hop".
23.01.2013,
Olivier Lamm

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Casting Notice

Project Name: Hipsters of Brooklyn (NY)
Project Type: Reality TV
Rate/Compensation: na
Requesting Submissions From: New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico
Role Type: Principal

 

Gender: Male or Female / 19 to 32 / All Ethnicities

Description:

For HIPSTERS ONLY (a Hipster is not “Hip Hop"): They typically live in Williamsburg and are overeducated, snobbish, androgynous, intellectual, liberal, artsy, trust fund kids and dress funky…or at least fit this prototype! We are looking for great CHARACTERS…Hipsters that have HUGE personalities: If you are an obnoxious jerk and curse often please show this. If you are snobbish and mean please show this.

If you are supper intellectual and nerdy please show this. If you are a total stoner and are out of your mind please show this. If you are quiet, weird, peculiar and totally strange please show this. If you are a classy bitch that’s totally stuck up please show this. If you are a drama queen and over the top and narcissistic please show this. If you have tons of pain and angst in your life and cry often and are sad or angry at the world please show this. The more unusual you are be it good or bad-WE WANT YOU FOR OUR REALITY SHOW. IT’S BEEN GREEN LIGHTED AND WE ARE READY TO GO. WE ARE NOW HIRING THE TALENT. IF THEY USE YOU FOR THE SHOW YOU WILL BE A PAID. If you or anyone you know is anything like the above or something else like it….please submit a one minute video of you ….a confessional of some sort illustrating your personality. Polite with nothing to say…that is, being “normal”…will not get you cast. Please submit it by Jan 24 by 10pm. Please note above what a hipster is and how they dress. Please be in your 20′s…or early 30′s (age range is 19-32). If you don’t know what a hipster is than you are probably not one.

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