Grâce au Daily Star, on sait désormais que Beyoncé ne daignera pas de déplacer dans votre salle de concert minable à moins d'arriver au bout de la liste de shopping suivante:
- 700 euros de pailles et de "boules de glaces" taillées à la main (pour suçoter)
- Des pailles en titane pour boire son eau alcaline à 21°C
- Des habits 100% coton pour tous les gens qu'elle sera amenée à croiser (pour les allergies)
- Des loges fraichement repeintes en blanc
- Une cuvette de toilette entièrement neuve
- Du PQ rouge
- Aucune junk food mais des assiettes en verre remplies d'amandes et d'oatcakes, ainsi que des légumes bio pour grignoter
Précisons que tout ceci n'altère en rien l'affection que nous portons à le petite choute.Lire la suite...
Shitlist
Dans le rider de Beyoncé
Ça s'achète où, le PQ rouge?
03.05.2013,
Marlène Boutevin
Marlène Boutevin
Liste de morts insolites
Mort noyé en jouant à la Wii, grignoté par ses cochons, suicide à la tronçonneuse: cette page wiki vaut de l'or.
03.05.2013,
Clément Mathon
Clément Mathon
La page anglo.
La page française.
Les années 2000 sont bien salées:
2000s
- 2001: Bernd-Jürgen Brandes, from Germany, was voluntarily stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by Armin Meiwes (who was later called the Cannibal of Rotenburg). Brandes had answered an internet advertisement by Meiwes looking for someone for this purpose. Brandes explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten.[128]
- 2001: Michael Colombini, a 6-year-old American boy from Croton-on-Hudson, New York, was struck and killed at Westchester Regional Medical Centre by an oxygen tank when it was pulled into the magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) machine while he underwent a test. He had begun to experience breathing difficulties while in the MRI and when an anaesthesiologist brought a portable oxygen canister into the magnetic field, it was pulled from his hands and struck the boy in the head.[129][130]
- 2002: Brittanie Cecil, a 13-year-old American, was struck in the head by a hockey puck shot by Espen Knutsen and deflected into the crowd at an NHL hockey game in Columbus, Ohio. She died two days later in the hospital.[131]
- 2002: Richard Sumner, a British artist suffering from schizophrenia, went into a remote section of Clocaenog Forest in Denbighshire, Wales, handcuffed himself to a tree and threw the keys out of his reach. His skeleton was discovered three years later. There were signs that he may have later changed his mind.[132]
- 2003: Brian Douglas Wells, an American pizza delivery man in Erie, Pennsylvania, was killed when a time bomb fastened around his neck exploded. At the time of his death he had been apprehended by the police for robbing a bank. Wells told police that three people had locked the bomb around his neck and would not release it had he refused to commit the robbery.[133]
- 2004: Ronald McClagish, from Murrow, Cambridgeshire in England, was trapped inside a cupboard when a wardrobe outside fell over and made it impossible for him to get out. McClagish survived for a week before succumbing to bronchitis, which he had contracted when he removed a waterpipe in an attempt to free himself and the cupboard was partially flooded.[134][135]
- 2004: An unidentified Taiwanese woman died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for twelve hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol. Her blood alcohol content was 1.35%. It was believed that she had immersed herself as a response to the SARS epidemic.[136]
- 2004: Francis "Franky" Brohm, 23, of Marietta, Georgia was leaning out of a car window and decapitated by a telephone pole support wire. The car's intoxicated driver, John Hutcherson, 21, drove nearly 12 miles (19 km) to his home with the headless body in the passenger seat, parked the car in his driveway, then went to bed. A neighbour saw the bloody corpse still in the car and notified police. Brohm's head was later discovered at the accident scene.[137]
- 2005: Kenneth Pinyan from Seattle, Washington, died of acute peritonitis after receiving anal intercourse from a stallion. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington state.[138]
- 2005: Lee Seung Seop, a 28-year-old from South Korea, collapsed of fatigue and died after playing the videogame StarCraft online for almost 50 consecutive hours.[139]
- 2006: Erika Tomanu, a seven-year-old girl in Saitama, Japan, died when she was sucked 10 metres down the intake pipe of a current pool at a water park.[140]
- 2006: An unidentified airline mechanic was sucked into the engine of a Boeing 737-500 at El Paso International Airport while performing routine maintenance on the tarmac.[141][142]
- 2006: Steve Irwin, an Australian television personality and naturalist known as the Crocodile Hunter, died when his heart was impaled by a short-tail stingray barb while filming a documentary in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.[143]
- 2006: Mariesa Weber, a petite 38-year-old woman, asphyxiated when she became wedged upside-down behind a bookcase in her bedroom while trying to adjust a plug on her television set. Her family, believing she had been abducted, searched for eleven days before finally finding the body.[144]
- 2006: Alexander Litvinenko, a former officer of the Russian State Security Service and later a dissident and writer, died from acute radiation syndrome after being poisoned withpolonium-210.[145]
- 2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, California, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii console in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating.[146][147]
- 2007: Humberto Hernandez, a 24-year-old Oakland, California resident, was killed after being struck in the face by an airborne fire hydrant while walking. A passing car had struck the fire hydrant and the water pressure shot the hydrant at Hernandez with enough force to kill him.[148][149][150]
- 2007: Kevin Whitrick, a 42-year-old British man, committed suicide by hanging himself live in front of a webcam during an Internet chat session.[151]
- 2007: Surinder Singh Bajwa, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, died after falling from his building's terrace while trying to fight off attacking Rhesus macaque monkeys.[152]
- 2008: Abigail Taylor, a 6-year-old from Edina, Minnesota, died nine months after several of her internal organs were partially sucked out of her lower body while she sat on an excessively powerful swimming pool drain. Surgeons had replaced her intestines and pancreas with donor organs, but she later succumbed to a rare transplant-related cancer.[153]
- 2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, cut off his own head with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out.[154][155]
- 2009: Taylor Mitchell, a Canadian folk singer, was attacked and killed by three coyotes, the only recorded adult person to have been killed by this species.[156][157]
Kikafé: Beyoncé ou Kim Jong-Un?
On révise sa géopolitique en s'amusant.
02.05.2013,
Marlène Boutevin
Marlène Boutevin
Par ici pour le Grand O de Sciences-Po 2013.
Lire la suite...
Iron Man 3 Trailer: Thai Sweded by FEDFE
Les gens de Disney ne veulent plus que Tony Stark boive des whiskys, les Thaïlandais sont là pour le venger.
30.04.2013,
Marlène Boutevin
Marlène Boutevin
Via Kotaku. Plus d'âneries du collectif FEDFE sur leur chaîne Youtube.
Beware! Children at Play
Le seul film au monde où l'on peut voir une bande d'enfants cannibales se faire massacrer dans la joie et la bonne humeur.
30.04.2013,
Marlène Boutevin
Marlène Boutevin
D'après Lloyd Kaufman, co-fondateur des studios Troma, la simple projection de la bande-annonce au Marché du film du Festival de Cannes de 1989 a vidé la salle de moitié.
KISS: 45 Minutes of Paul Stanley Stage Banter
Paul Stanley de Kiss qui beugle pendant 45 minutes, le gars qui a bricolé ça en veut à votre santé mentale.
29.04.2013,
Marlène Boutevin
Marlène Boutevin
Via Dangerous Minds, via WFMU.
Bob Mould s'y connaît grave en Phoenix (et en French Touch)
Où l'on apprend que l'ex Hüsker Dü a beaucoup écouté une compilation qui s'appelle My House in Montmartre.
29.04.2013,
Olivier Lamm
Olivier Lamm
C'est extrait d'un article de The Talkhouse, site dirigé par Michael Azerrad (oui, le gars qui a écrit le livre sur Nirvana) qui fait écrire ses reviews par des musiciens:
"I first heard Phoenix on the 2002 compilation My House in Montmartre, a document of the French house music movement. The song was called “If I Ever Feel Better.” The insistent vocal sample of “I can try” (it might be “I can’t try” — I'm still not 100% sure), laid over signature French house beats and a small sliver of the musical signature by remixers Buffalo Bunch, instantly caught my ear. I searched out Phoenix’s 2000 United album and sampled their singer Thomas Mars’ voice from that song — androgynous, ethereal, plaintive — for a couple of my own white label mixes in 2003. I listened to the Paris radio station Radio FG and found other artists like Geyster, Lifelike, and the pre-Gigantodome iteration of David Guetta. French house and Parisian pop became key parts of my personal soundtrack for a number of years."
Bob Mould en connoisseur de house française et qui sample du Phoenix dans ses morceaux? La suite de la chronique se lit ici: http://thetalkhouse.com/reviews/view/bob-mould-phoenix
Daft Punk: Get Lucky ralenti à mort
Une heure, vingt-trois minutes et douze secondes de funk torride.
23.04.2013,
Ophélie Livert
Ophélie Livert
Andy Warhol et les superstars du catch
"The best I've ever seen in my whole life"
19.04.2013,
David Pais
David Pais
La présence de Hulk Hogan, Mr. T et Cindy Lauper en arrière plan donne encore plus envie d'y être.
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Récent? Don't call me stupid date de 2007! 
ERRATUM!
Merci. Tandis que la critique, elle, universelle et unanime crie au génie.
haha bien ouej yves 
Daft Punk en 1997 : "On a fait un super album dans notre home studio, sans un sou. Dans la